I've decided that I hate food. If it's not the boob, I don't want it. I'm sure some of you can relate.
As you saw from an earlier post, I don't like bananas http://catchingupwithrachel.blogspot.com/2008/03/yes-we-have-no-bananas.html. Avocados and apple sauce are okay, but forget about carrots. And that rice cereal stuff is for the birds.
It's much more fun to figure out ways to get the food out of my mouth than it is to actually eat it. There's the projectile food spit, the open mouth dribble out, the zerbert spray, and my all time favorite (and most effective) the tongue stick out and lick bib until food is off. Mommy can't reinsert any of the food if I use this method. I like to smile at Mommy with a full mouth while I figure out which way I'm going to get rid of it. While she's distracted laughing, I go for it.
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