Thursday, March 6, 2008

Mommy Speaks









The little piggies stink. It's true. My darling daughter's cute little, kissable feeties are super smelly. I wash them, I lovingly pick out toe cheese in the morning and at night. I'm afraid she's going to be a stinky foot girl. Doesn't seem to bother her though - we'll see once she starts putting them in her mouth. . .

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's WEIRD - it's not like she's walking on them.

Good thing she's so cute...

Any scientific explanation on offer by the doctors in the fam?

Anonymous said...

It is my scientific explanation that it has something to do with the Epstein blood mixed with the the Baudo blood. That in itself wouldn't cause the smell. It would cause the toe cheese though.

The smell, however, in my professional opinion, is caused by taking those 2 blood lines and placing them in NEW MEXICO. It is my hypothesis that there is something in the air over there. When you combine the New Mexico air with certain very rare types of blood lines, you ultimately get stinky feet. I am in the process of ongoing research on this matter. I haven't ruled out the water, although that would most likely be the case in Mexico. I do not believe Montezuma had anything to do with New Mexico

David Gerson,
Self Proclaimed Doctor of Stinky Baby Feet